So You Want To Be A Boxer, In The Golden Ring

Currently three out of four children look like they've done a couple of rounds in the ring.  Noah has conjunctivitis and is sporting pink puffy eyes.  He had to raise his eyebrows to see out properly on Tuesday when this photo was taken (excuse the bad phone pictures!):

Our next exhibit is Ben, who was hit in the face with a football... which bizzarely left him with a graze on his nose and lip instead of a bruise:

Then we have Rosie.  She ran fast down a slope at school.  She landed on her face.  You'd think with three boys I would regularly need to nurse injuries but no, it's Rosie who more often than not arrives home with war wounds.

This one's for you Jay: Is Rosie worse than me when I was younger?  And how did she manage to get grazes above, on and below her knees?

Update: Rosie fell over again on Thursday.  She now has more scabs on her knees.  I give up!!