Wednesday's Smile Lines

I am walking home from school with Noah, he is carrying three cheese straws that he baked at after-school club.
Noah: 'Mummy, I am eating two of these and because you born me you can have one, no-one else.'
Me: 'Do you mean because I gave birth to you I get to have one?'
Noah: 'Yeah, that's what I meant. You birthed me so you get a cheese straw.'
Me: 'It was totally worth it for the cheese straw!'
Noah: 'I know!'